Rodney Carrington. Greatest Hits CD2. That Awful Day. Zeneszám

Got home and the door was locked
so i tried to ring the bell,
I found a little bitty note that
she had wrote telling me to go to hell.

I crawed in the window got inside
she kicked me in the balls
and then i cryed,
Called me a name said
i lied kicked me again thought i died.

Took my clothes set them on fire
and she hit me with her curling iron.
Tried to block it with my watch,
And then she kicked me in the crouch again.

Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

Well i tried to tell her
but she did not care thing's wornt
what the semed,
She had a pan on the stove
of boiling water
and my nat's would soon be steam.
I tried to run scream for for help
she hit me in the nurts
with a rinestone belt.
It was like nothing i had ever felt,
I thing god i wasent wearing a keilt.
She grabed the bat from beneath
the bed swong it once and missed my head,
She raded back to swing it again
Then she hit me in the twin's again.

Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
Yea today's that awful day,And my boys wont be the same.
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.