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in a box Hanukkah, dick in a box Kwanzaa, a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box Mid-day
a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss)
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! Like a boss! Approve memos! Like a boss! Lead a workshop! Like a boss! Remember birthdays! Like a boss! Direct work-flow! Like a boss! Use my own bathroom
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world same stars were seen And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud Talk smooth to me, without a tie your pants high waisted, damn so fly We can take a trip
You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft,
the least Oh! A boombox can change the world You gotta know your limits with a boombox This was a cautionary tale A boombox is not a toy
These days, a lot a cats is outta line Seems to me like they need to get punched Yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em? Yo, the choice is obvious I'll
a bag of trash Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl
Santana A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak A squid drank a bottle and became a freak A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl A horse
again I may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friend What happened today was both incredible and bad Therefore your name is Incredibad Incredibad, Incredibad, Incredibad
it Sax Man! * (weak saxophone noises) Nnnn, 'kay, he's a little shy, but his genius cannot hide Cause when the Sax Man starts to win he gonna take you on a
(x4) I'm on shrooms! (Yay!) La la la... I'm on shrooms.
lets make a pact What Lets make a suicide pact Uh no thats cra... I'll go first [gun shot] announcer: And the award for best comedy sketch goes to the lonely island
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befo' It's all about the Hamilton's, baby Throw the snacks in the bag And I'm a ghost like Swayze Roll up to
You'll only get one meal a day There was a bit of a budget SNAFU And food funding is insufficient We can't really enforce a curfew As there is no light