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! Like a boss! Approve memos! Like a boss! Lead a workshop! Like a boss! Remember birthdays! Like a boss! Direct work-flow! Like a boss! Use my own bathroom
golden rule ? a huh huh It's OK to put us in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area
m so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's
White girls (you are attracted to us) Black girls (you are attracted to us) Asian girls (you are attracted to us) Latinas (you are attracted to us) Attracted
world same stars were seen And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud Talk smooth to me, without a tie your pants high waisted, damn so fly We can take a trip
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the least Oh! A boombox can change the world You gotta know your limits with a boombox This was a cautionary tale A boombox is not a toy
These days, a lot a cats is outta line Seems to me like they need to get punched Yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em? Yo, the choice is obvious I'll
a bag of trash Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl
Santana A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak A squid drank a bottle and became a freak A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl A horse
The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom Looked out the back window, saw a pillar of smoke Yo, your backyard is smashed, man, this isn't a joke
it Sax Man! * (weak saxophone noises) Nnnn, 'kay, he's a little shy, but his genius cannot hide Cause when the Sax Man starts to win he gonna take you on a
(x4) I'm on shrooms! (Yay!) La la la... I'm on shrooms.
lets make a pact What Lets make a suicide pact Uh no thats cra... I'll go first [gun shot] announcer: And the award for best comedy sketch goes to the lonely island
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