I met you in September of 2000, my heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and I gave you my soul and virginity. I loved you so much; you were
CHORUS Roses are red, violets are blue. My rhymes rhyme, but yours don't. Hey! I'm all up in your face like a rabid chimp, I'll eat shrimp on a blimp
9 o'clock class feels like five Asleep at three, so sleep deprived Stat-60 satisfies 2C The math GER, not the one for me The Central Limit Theorem? Speak
I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big huge
-bap I make rap fun, friendly, fresh and new MC Lars in the place, yeah boy, I thought you knew But were you actually born in Stockholm, Lars? No, but
show Hey yo, Ill Bill, will you sign this for me? I found it at Amoeba, it?s the Green CD No doubt kid, what?s your name? It?s MC Lars Word, Howie Abrams
appears to me Like I'm Macbeth, and he's the witches three. He looks into my eyes, like they're two jars And says, "Hello, you must be Lars." And I'
Hey England Let's kick it Cops without guns and the NME Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of
your keys from the main office, come back, and Get ready to meet your roommatesa?¦ alright? He was the roommate from Hell! He was the roommate from Hell! MC Lars
LSD or ABC or MTV or the new PC you got for free from Circuit City in Albuquerque. I be the VIP MC on this CD, the name's MC Lars Horris, as you
Hello my name is fern, and i just moved out west, why i left my home town, is anybody's guess, finding jobs today, in romania is tough, i been unemployed
Fry, look, we can still be friends I won't ask Leela out again Sci-fi, I try, I fly solo Shoot your landspeeder up just like Bolo What's with Lars and
My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald o ya My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald and he's not a bear My cat's name is donald My
inverse just like Fred Durst Call a nurse, disperse my thirst put this process in reverse Wish I'd had some warning first, MC Lars, '88 hearse Now I'
Move over Kevin Bacon ?cause I?ve got a new game It?s called 'Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain' The man was an icon of Generation X A sound between Joy Division
Hey England... let's kick it. Cops without guns and the NME. Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord