Claims to have the world' most dangerous variety trick The wife sits perched on his desk ready to take the next dictation She was the embodiment of the
He replaces his hat and rubbed his hands like that Two dogs waved their tails and ran ahead to jail, wow! He combs his whiskers and rubs up his shoes
He writes rhymes for his friends' children Dotes on mystery stories And at the slightest provocation he sings folk songs Of key and in key Here and there
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And there I stood Facing a Remote control Camera Well well Did he come back Did he come? Did he come back Did he come? This argument is right out Of
He's got a generous Smattering of charm yes Maybe some day He's able to Spot me a mile Away He said with a grin to show He was kidding so and so What
I won a cruise I'm on the loose, loose loose loose loose Jump in a pool with lots of booze In my bright blue suits From Taiwan, China And bright yellow
And she felt in her pockets and Pulled out all... nananana That was inside A handful of Bits and bobs nanananana On the table Oh blimey! All shiny From
Picked with a hairpin I saw you, come on now Eddy, Eddy, Eddy! Picking it, come on now Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie The refrigerator is right there, right there
They were all using mirrors To study thei mouth Movements for themselves They were all Learning that The curve is the thing When making up lips
He had He had never done Anything like that one Oh my, five stars I got him tanked up Took him out in the car Pass me this new tape With a little luck
I'll be right back Don't forget the cognac Makes you warm inside somehow Inside somehow So delicious Tu tu lu du lu And nutritious Tu tu lu du lu Superfluity
Well he had insisted On paying for the meal but His jaw dropped when he saw The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill And suddenly he is He is just about
I slapped a pound note Down on the counter "Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir" "Make that three I ordered and make it snappy, sir" And
And I listened to her Without trying to come up with an excuse to leave She used to laugh so hard at Something she thought of on the toilet That she just
Well I cannot take you Anywhere, but it is no fun Going without you, hon Well I can use figures to prove Anything, Tapes and such You bought to play Along
He was back On the track Coming at her Acting more Like a girl Than ever Coming at her He was back He straightened his curls He straightened his curls
I think we would better tactfully put An end to the evening now, a Little kicking Over the traces goes A long way at this age. And we were both bundled