Yeah Backin' that ass Your mom says "Hi" ? Jinx! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [Repeat a few times] Summertime in the city And
Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens In this world You don't know how to express yourself So you just gotta sing I just had sex and it felt so good (
Oh shit, get your towels ready It's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this,
White girls (you are attracted to us) Black girls (you are attracted to us) Asian girls (you are attracted to us) Latinas (you are attracted to us) Attracted
And Iran, Iran so far away is your home, but in my heart you'll stay He ran, for the president of Iran we ran together to a tropical island my Man,
You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft. Tell me if it's soft,
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (Such a long
[The Lonely Island] Imagine in your mind a posh country club The stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled
These days, a lot a cats is outta line Seems to me like they need to get punched Yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em? Yo, the choice is obvious I'll
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her in my dreams Dream girl, you're
What is that Cristal? No, Dom P? Hell no This is that Carlos Santana champagne Oh shit, Santana DVX? That's my joint Mine too, but a lot of these busters
Now let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior high school where it all began Three bad little kids raising hell at school We were just thirteen
Well, he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three, weeks old And when he blew into that horn
(x4) I'm on shrooms! (Yay!) La la la... I'm on shrooms.
lets make a pact What Lets make a suicide pact Uh no thats cra... I'll go first [gun shot] announcer: And the award for best comedy sketch goes to the lonely island
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin' Hello? What up, Parns? Yo, Samberg, what's crackin'? You thinkin' what
Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics
Jorma: Hello? Kiv: Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? Jorma: No. The game's on. Kiv: Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there. We like sportz
